Apr 10 2007
Men are from Mars
Upon hearing,
“You want my hot meat, baby!”
Do you:
a) run to the bedroom to jump your spouse
b) run to the bathroom to throw up
bonus options:
c) get ideas
d) get a bottle of Lysol and spray your computer screen and your eyeballs in a desperate attempt to get the mental image this post conjured out of your head
e) wonder what the big deal about sharing meat at dinner is all about
3 Responses to “Men are from Mars”
Ha ha ha. Doncha love it? Where is the Viagra for women, because men sure as hell don’t need it!!!
Yeah, I agree with Rebekah. Men certainly don’t need any encouragement.
http://www.zug.com/pranks/viagra-for-women/
What’s Viagra like for women?
Me: “Hey Don. I already ordered your product. It’s the VigRX Oil. Look, it’s a Saturday night and I’m about to get laid, and I just wanted to check in. Is it safe for this oil to go inside of me, or should we wash it off before we shove his hot dog into my bun?”