Weasel Of Doom

Work has been less than inspiring lately, as evidenced by exhibits below:

1. [email from husband] “I hope your day is going well. Did anyone else quit or get fired today?”

2. [from uber boss, cc'ed to under-bosses, after I screwed up and did not submit a survey on time]“I don’t like receiving these kinds of notes. What’s up?” [followed by a groveling email to the survey people and total silence from the under-bosses. It took me all of half an hour to get the survey done and submitted. It does not seem like much now, but at the time it happened, I almost quit on the spot.]

3. [from an email about early move-in policies]“There is no early move in just for convenience or a less expensive flight.” [you pay $25K a year to come here, so SUCK IT UP. yeah. feel the love.]