Weasel Of Doom

(had this sitting around as a draft for a couple of months now; past time to release it into the wild)

• “When you pick up DemonChild, ask if he has been rough housing more than normal today? Don’t mention video games or Hulk if possible.” [I guess if he starts stomping on other kids and saying "Hulk Smash," we will know something is amiss]

• “so far, we decided that I suffer from ED (Extreme Directness) and that
  we need a Snuggle Room.” [why yes, it is hard for me to take team-building exercises seriously]

• “Time to go fly the cow.” [trust me, you are better off not knowing]