Jun 12 2008

Telling it like it is

Published by at 9:34 am under I am easily amused

BelovedSpouse, a few days ago: “You know, you are getting big. You’ve really ballooned in the last few weeks.”

Me, well aware of the fact: “GRRRRRRR”

BelovedSpouse, furiously backpedalling: “I like it! I think it’s very sexy!”

And a day later: “Well, you ARE getting big! And you have a good reason for it.”

When I shared this story with HisMelness, he gave my stomach a thoughtful look and said, “This must be a big baby.”

The fact that those two are still alive is a testament to my iron self-control.

6 responses so far

6 Responses to “Telling it like it is”

  1. Michelleon 12 Jun 2008 at 9:59 am

    Wow. Why guys speak what they think and the fact we haven’t wiped ‘em out for doing so, is beyond me. Kudos to you for not killing them.

  2. B.S.on 12 Jun 2008 at 12:45 pm

    I would never forgive you if you did. :-)

  3. WeaselOfDoomon 12 Jun 2008 at 12:52 pm

    You’ll be dead, what do I care? *evil grin*

  4. Son 12 Jun 2008 at 3:22 pm

    Hey, at least you have a reason for it and you’re not just getting big for the fun of it. :)

    It’s not twins, right? They’re pretty sure of that?

  5. WeaselOfDoomon 12 Jun 2008 at 3:26 pm

    You think you are funny ;-)

    One of my coworkers actually asked that today. I am not THAT big, people!

    You’ll see me tonight. Then feel free to post a comment along the lines of “yup, she closely resembles a beached whale” ;-)

  6. Son 12 Jun 2008 at 4:29 pm

    “Yup, she closely resembles a beached whale.”

    (Actually I haven’t seen her yet.)

    Remember that the next time you sit back giggling at my family’s comments on my blog.

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