Aug 16 2008
Out of the mouths of the babies….
DemonChild, a week or so ago: “Mommy, I want some nookie!” Me: “You are way to young for that! Maybe in 15 years or so….” BelovedSpouse: “And hopefully never from Mommy, because that’s just wrong!”
Squeektar, during “Meet Your Teacher Night” at daycare. As I sit down next to him, he grabs my boobs, looks at me adoringly, and announces to the whole room, “Nipples! Nipples! Nipples!”
DemonChild, getting into the car on Friday: “I have blue eyes!”
Me: “Yes, you do! What color is Squeektar’s eyes?”
DemonChild (after double-checking): “Blue!”
Me: “What color are Mommy’s eyes?”
DemonChild: “Blue!” Long thoughtful pause. “I don’t LIKE blue eyes! I want BROWN eyes!”
4 Responses to “Out of the mouths of the babies….”
LOL! Those are too good. :-)
your stories make me want to spawn a child. LOL.
Our family, a walking ad for the need for birth control ;-)
I have BROWN eyes