Weasel Of Doom

• Pick up all three kids from daycare – check
• Feed kids cereal for dinner – check
• Unload and reload the dishwasher – check
• Get YoungestOne to gymnastics only 15 minutes late – check
• Force OldestOne to read during YoungestOne’s class- check
• Give all three kids haircuts – check
• Herd kids upstairs to take a bath – check
• (start drinking Seagram’s Escapes “Wild Berries” malt beverage with natural & artificial flavors and certified colors)
• Hang up kids clothes while they are fighting each other in the tub – check
• Wash kids – check
• Get kids into their beds an hour AFTER their bed time – check
• Unload and reload the dishwasher again – check
• (finish drinking Seagram’s Escapes)
• Take lights and decorations off the Christmas tree and drag Christmas tree outside – check
• Go through kids’ toys and decide which ones get banished to the basement – check
• Organize remaining toys and vacuum great room – check
• Shower – check
• Get to bed before midnight – total fail

Somebody searched my blog for this. Also for “god i need a job that pays good or i need to win the lottery.”

To my unknown depressed and poor brethren and sistren – hang in there…